Recession you say? Here is New Zealand’s answer to President Obama’s trillion dollar recovery package.
A massive two hour entertainment showcase touring the country to a town near you.
The very best of the pro standup comedy tour and ridiculously beautiful women removing their clothes in a high energy dance show... The girls…. Not the comedians. Like sheep, men are an important part of the economy. When exposed to laughter and bare breasts their productivity increases. Our economy grows strong. So book your man a ticket now and do your part for the nation. Strippers also wear very little clothing at the best of times. Less fabric means less carbon footprint. So booking a ticket is helping the environment as well. Keeping our proud land beautiful. If you don’t book a ticket it’s like stomping on a Tuatara. So be green, be a patriot and join us for a great night out.
Big funny. Big sexy. Big Boys Night Out. Featuring Billy T Nominee Vaughn King, Andre King and other pro comedians. Dancers on tour Chase, Scarlett, Syren three girls on tour at any one time.
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TOUR DATESMay 28 Thoroughbred Tavern The Furlong, Takanini 830pm
June 12 G Bar, Ohaupo Road, Glenview, Hamilton 8pm
June 20 Hawkes Bay Wine Country Cat, West Pier, Ahuriri, Napier 9pm
June 25 Finn MacCuhals, cnr Tuwharetoa & Tongariro sts, Taupo 9pm
June 27 Argyle Hotel, Bruce St, Hunterville 830pm
July 6 Revolver 54 Shotover st, Queenstown 9pm
July 8 Golden Gate Lodge, Barrys Avenue , Cromwell 8pm
July 10 Appleby Tavern, Corner Nith & Balmoral Drive, Invercargill 830pm
July 11 Rosebank Lodge, 265 Clyde St, Balclutha 8pm
July 15 Village Inn, 41 Talbot St, Geraldine 830pm
July 18 Linwood League Club, Christchurch 730pm
July 24 Dreamgirls, Dixon Street, Wellington 1030pm
July 25 Flyover Tavern, MacDonald St, Mt Maunganui 9pm
July 31 Private Function, Papatoetoe, Auckland 8pm
August 1 Private Function, Glenfield, Auckland 8pm
August 7 Mangere Bridge Tavern, Mangere Bridge, Auckland 8pm
August 8 London Shed, Pakuranga, Auckland 8pm
August 13 Te Puke Citizens Club, Jellicoe Street, Te Puke 8pm
August 14 Waihi Beach Hotel, Wilson Road, Waihi Beach 930pm
August 21 Racing Fundraiser New Lynn 730pm
Dates avail for this tour up to end of September 2009
Taking Pre-Bookings for 2010 now
Red = Booked Locations
Venue bookings email Rachael |
