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BIG BOYS NIGHT OUT

Recession you say? Here is New Zealand’s answer to President Obama’s trillion dollar recovery package.  

A massive two hour entertainment showcase touring the country to a town near you.

The very best of the pro standup comedy tour and ridiculously beautiful women removing their clothes in a high energy dance show...

The girls…. Not the comedians. 

Like sheep, men are an important part of the economy. When exposed to laughter and bare breasts their productivity increases. Our economy grows strong. So book your man a ticket now and do your part for the nation. 

Strippers also wear very little clothing at the best of times. Less fabric means less carbon footprint. So booking a ticket is helping the environment as well. Keeping our proud land beautiful. If you don’t book a ticket it’s like stomping on a Tuatara. 

So be green, be a patriot and join us for a great night out.    

Big funny. Big sexy. Big Boys Night Out.

Featuring Billy T Nominee Vaughn King, Andre King and other pro comedians. Dancers on tour Chase, Scarlett, Syren three girls on tour at any one time.

DOWNLOADS FOR VENUES

1) Big Boys Night Out Tour 09 Poster -

TOUR DATES

For venue bookings email Rachael